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Jim Chappell's avatar

👏👏👏👏

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Peggy Fahnestock's avatar

Excellent! How about the Trans America Trail (a bicycle trail created in 1973) or Trans America Highway?

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Lynn Winter Gross's avatar

Is the tooth fairy trans???

Great piece!

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Fran Johns's avatar

Ah, if only I could return to the days of my childhood just long enough to retrieve one significant outhouse -- my farm friends often hadn't gotten indoor plumbing -- I could set it up in the Walgreen's parking lot and we could christen it the Trump Dump.

In fact, I may work on this . . .

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Bill Williams's avatar

If we can’t ‘Let the Yuletide be gay,’ how about ‘Let the Yuletide be jubilant’? (Apologies to Judy Garland’s original line from ‘Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas’.)

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Kathie Piccagli's avatar

Pretty clever and funny!

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